If I was a.....

If I was a country I'd be: Zimbabwe... then I could be naked all the time:)
If I was an ocean or body of water I'd be: The coral reef.... well, it's under a body of water anyway.
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: sweet... like sugar.
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Buckingham Palace with big shiny Gates!
If I was a store I'd be: Old Navy.... Cheap, but good quality;)
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Gucci
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Gambling... totally addictive and causes you to lose alot of money;)
If I was a swear word I'd be: Zut (the french word)
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Coffee... I make u hyper!!
If I was a disease I'd be: curable
If I was a board game I'd be: Risk... it takes strategy to conquer me...lol
If I was a feeling I'd be: twitterpated ( in love)
If I was a war I'd be: The Trojan War
If I was a city I'd be: Fredericton (what happens in Fredericton stays in Fredericton)
If I was a color I'd be: Purple
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Angelina Jolie... then I could makeout with Brad Pitt.
If I was a movie I'd be:
If I was a currency I'd be: The Canadian Twoonie
If I were a month, I'd be: February.... the Love month,,,, and you can go skiing
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday!! beacuse when I arrive people feel happy and excited!!
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:11 Make a Wish!!
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto... being uranus would suck!!! ....lol
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A sea cucumber
If I were a direction, I'd be: North, South-East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a leopard print chaise lounge.
If I were a sin, I'd be: forgiven...lol
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Milk, haha!
If I were a tree, I'd be: Yellow birch... cause the bark tastes like Mint!! I could keep u alive if u got lost in the woods!!
If I were a bird, I'd be: humming bird
If I were a tool, I'd be: slapped a whole lot more... thank God I'm not a tool!!
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: an Aloe Vera... cause I could make you feel better if you get burned:)
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny.... then I could make you feel better AND burn you all at the same time...lol
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a kaazoo
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Giraffe
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: potatoes... so I could be made into chips!!
If I were a sound, I'd be: Thunder.... Loud!!!
If I were a car, I'd be: Ford Taurus, Silver Bullet.... that is always the most entertaining ride!;)
If I were a song, I'd be: Little less Conversation (little more action) By: Elvis Presley
If I were a book, I'd be: A Romance novel ... because everyone wishes for a love life like mine.... tsk, tsk... yeah right!!
If I were a food, I'd be: Cheese.... Gouda Cheese!.. LOL
If I were a material, I'd be: Plaid
If I were a taste, I'd be: cinnammon... hot, spicy and sweet all at once!
If I were a word, I'd be: allowisheous
If I were a body part, I'd be: the shoulder (?- Je ne pas know)
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Confused
If I were a shape, I'd be: an hourglass...lol Of course!
If I were a number, I'd be: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 u know... one of those unrecorded numbers that u have to make up a name for...lol just to be difficult



I was going to kill the sexiest person alive... then I realized that suicide wasn't the answer...