If I was a.....

If I was a country I'd be: Zimbabwe... then I could be naked all the time:)
If I was an ocean or body of water I'd be: The coral reef.... well, it's under a body of water anyway.
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: sweet... like sugar.
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Buckingham Palace with big shiny Gates!
If I was a store I'd be: Old Navy.... Cheap, but good quality;)
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Gucci
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Gambling... totally addictive and causes you to lose alot of money;)
If I was a swear word I'd be: Zut (the french word)
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Coffee... I make u hyper!!
If I was a disease I'd be: curable
If I was a board game I'd be: Risk... it takes strategy to conquer me...lol
If I was a feeling I'd be: twitterpated ( in love)
If I was a war I'd be: The Trojan War
If I was a city I'd be: Fredericton (what happens in Fredericton stays in Fredericton)
If I was a color I'd be: Purple
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Angelina Jolie... then I could makeout with Brad Pitt.
If I was a movie I'd be:
If I was a currency I'd be: The Canadian Twoonie
If I were a month, I'd be: February.... the Love month,,,, and you can go skiing
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday!! beacuse when I arrive people feel happy and excited!!
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:11 Make a Wish!!
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto... being uranus would suck!!! ....lol
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A sea cucumber
If I were a direction, I'd be: North, South-East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a leopard print chaise lounge.
If I were a sin, I'd be: forgiven...lol
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Milk, haha!
If I were a tree, I'd be: Yellow birch... cause the bark tastes like Mint!! I could keep u alive if u got lost in the woods!!
If I were a bird, I'd be: humming bird
If I were a tool, I'd be: slapped a whole lot more... thank God I'm not a tool!!
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: an Aloe Vera... cause I could make you feel better if you get burned:)
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny.... then I could make you feel better AND burn you all at the same time...lol
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a kaazoo
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Giraffe
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: potatoes... so I could be made into chips!!
If I were a sound, I'd be: Thunder.... Loud!!!
If I were a car, I'd be: Ford Taurus, Silver Bullet.... that is always the most entertaining ride!;)
If I were a song, I'd be: Little less Conversation (little more action) By: Elvis Presley
If I were a book, I'd be: A Romance novel ... because everyone wishes for a love life like mine.... tsk, tsk... yeah right!!
If I were a food, I'd be: Cheese.... Gouda Cheese!.. LOL
If I were a material, I'd be: Plaid
If I were a taste, I'd be: cinnammon... hot, spicy and sweet all at once!
If I were a word, I'd be: allowisheous
If I were a body part, I'd be: the shoulder (?- Je ne pas know)
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Confused
If I were a shape, I'd be: an hourglass...lol Of course!
If I were a number, I'd be: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 u know... one of those unrecorded numbers that u have to make up a name for...lol just to be difficult



I was going to kill the sexiest person alive... then I realized that suicide wasn't the answer...

My first week in Florida

Hey everyone! My name is Katie. I have reciently moved to Hollywood Florida. It was a huge move for me... all the way from Canada!! Things are alot different down here. For one thing I had to leave all of my friends back in Canada. The weather here is really nice though... I mean we get the odd thunder and lightning storm where we get floods in a matter of about three minutes, but it's warm anyway. I love that all I have to do is walk outside and I (almost) instantly have a tan.
The culture down here is ALOT different from Canada though. I mean in Canada most men wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of speedo's on a public beach, unless they were trying to make people laugh, but down here I have seen at least three old men in speedo's..... one of them was wearing a thong for heavensake!!!!
Because of things like this I think it will take me a long time to be able to call this tropical paridise "home".
But, however , I fit right in when it comes to driving down here. In Canada where I was restricted by road rules, Down here I am free. I mean even if I get a speeding ticket all I have to do is go to court and tell the judge how stupid the cop was for giving me the ticket and then I'm off the hook! Not to mention the fact that things like blinkers, speed limits and street lights do not apply down here when you are in an emergency( like you need to get to the 24 hour grocery store before it closes or that your cell phone is glued to your ear so bad that it has caused you to momentarily forget that you are driving around in a head on collision waiting to happen.)
Then there are much more peaceful moments, when I'm laying out by the pool looking into the beautiful blue sky with the palm trees swaying in the tropical air, that make me thankful that God has brought me here. Moments like that ... when I'm in the presence of God let me know that as long as I'm in His presence I am "home", no matter where I am ( even in a world where it seems sometimes that I am invisible).